4 Unintentionally Depressing Self Help Books on Happiness

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8.05.2016

4 Unintentionally Depressing Self Help Books on Happiness

What are the secrets to happiness? How about the secrets to love? Ive researched this for years in the fruitiest and lamest corners of countless bookstores, and while I may not know what the secrets to love and happiness are yet, these four books sure as hell showed me 2569 things that arent.

2002 Romantic Ideas

Cyndi Haynes Dale EdwardsThis is the third book I bought from this loving couple, which means in a way, theyve taken 6006 tiny shits into my brain. Their advice tends to vary wildly between the obvious and the impossible, and all of it is so saccharin your chest hair will pull itself into pigtails. However, it seems to come from a place of genuine love. Lets feel stomach bile fight its way up our throats once again with Cyndi and Dale.

I wish I had time for whatever that is, book published in 2006, but my kids got a report on dinosaurs due and I still need help with my golf swing.

If I asked my postman for his most romantic stamps, I wouldnt be surprised if he started taking his shirt off. Theres an entire world of casual sex beneath the surface of society,
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nike schuhe herren, I never tell a hot dog vendor that I want his most expensive wiener, and I never sit next to a senator when Im taking a crap.

Hmmm, that strange outburst might have had a little more muscle behind it if you werent the two people who consider America Online to be the 908th Most Romantic Idea. At least one of you is up to something.

What a strange window into Cyndi and Dales musical tastes. Though something tells me they think hard rock is early John Tesh.

Yes,
cheap prom dresses, get the goddamn shirt. If youre this type of couple, it seems only fair to warn the people around you.

Uh oh, I think the chinks in the armor are starting to show. Next thing you know, one of thems going to be fantasizing about killing the other one.

Man, they cant even hold it together long enough to get to the third second of the brainstorming meetings anymore.

Surprise! I hid your heart medicine! I hope nothing. STARTLES YOU!!!!

Lets not tell anyone about it, sweetheart. Well just have it in case one of us does something that might require the one who isnt dead to leave the state for awhile.

This is a quick and easy way for your husband to lose visibility while hes driving on icy roads! The chunks of snow you left will only obstruct his view for a moment, but without his pills, a moment might be all you need. You know, theres not a ton of danger in drawing little shapes in windshield frost, but its such an empty,
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I think life is about to imitate art, Cyndi and Dale. Sleep with your eyes open.

Well,
cheap wedding dresses, I guess we know how hes planning to do it. Thats not a singing telegram, Cyndi! CYNDI!!!!!Instant Happy Notes!

101 Sticky Note Surprises to Make You Smile

by UnknownEach page of this "book" is a detachable post it note to spread joy around your office. It was printed and assembled in China, so when you try to tear off a note, you get anywhere from five to 20 percent of it. No less than seven of the 101 Sticky Surprises are just a smiley face above "TGIF!" And speaking of sticky surprises, surprise: They don’t stick to anything. I have no experience manufacturing adhesives,
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I’m not even sure what this says,
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If the tiny enslaved children making these knew what they said, they’d know they deserved every second of everything. When you open your mouth, do spiders crawl out,
Cheap Evening Dresses, or is it just a steady seeping of black fluid?

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