2015 will see dudes wearing

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Each year it’s easy to become invariably bewildered and disappointed that you’re the only Laneway attendee who hasn’t been sent the same important fashion memo about what to wear on your head.

Not this year! No mon frere. Like a cool person, I’ve had the good foresight to plan ahead and survey the landscape on the appropriate Laneway headdress code for 2015.

To get the scoop,
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It doesn’t take much covert prying and code depicting to make her reveal the Laneway dress code secrets. More specifically, what headwear / headdress are ‚hot‘ or ‚not‘. All I learned I share with you now.

Don’t wear a fake flower headdress,
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Don’t braid your hair like a crown of thorns around your tiny skull. Sure, it’s hot because it makes you look like a fairy goddess,
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Girls, don’t wear a wide brimmed hat. There’s a reason they’re always on special at the worst shops. They were at Coachella, like, 3 years ago! And they smell when it rains.

2015 will see dudes wearing: 80% Five panel caps, 15% wide brim ‚Angus Stone‘ felt hats, 5% ‚Raury esque‘ straw hats

2015 will see ‚babes‘ return to the ’90s. Nose rings and chokers,
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Future headwear predictions include sequin Yakamas and tie dye mini top hat fascinators. But definitely not fedoras or Panama hats. She didn’t explain why.

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